Are you ready to meet today’s book boyfriend? *bouncing up and down*
I don’t think you are. I don’t think any of us can contain the pounding of our hearts, the blood rushing to our heads, the moisture pooling in our panties (lace panties).
THIS MAN does things to me that makes my pulse throb.
THIS MAN makes sparks fizz and does illegal things to my girly bits.
THIS MAN renders me speechless, makes me swoon, makes me want to throw my naked body at him and give him anything he wants.
Have he figured out who he is yet? Want another hint?
We have a sense fuck, a retribution fuck, truth fuck, an any-which-way fuck. I’ll gladly take them all.
Are you ready now?
Don’t let him get to zero!!!! Although I don’t think I’d even mind if he did!!!!! That countdown does serious things to me.
Yes, ladies, he is the one, the only the LORD OF THE MANOR…JESSE WARD!!!!!
“You’re going nowhere, lady,” He bites my lip. “Ever. Are you wet?”
AM I EVER!!!!
“Baby, have I fucked you unconscious?”
I CAN’T SPEAK. I CAN’T THINK. I CAN’T MOVE.
“You brought me back to life baby.”
“It’s pure bliss, baby. Total gratification. Absolute, complete earth shifting, universe shaking love.”
He is breathtaking, walking sex, and I don’t give a flying fuck (fignewton?) how old he is!!!! And he’s freakin BRITISH!!!! I know, I know, every quality I’d ever want in a man is wrapped up in all that is Jesse Ward. Let’s just say that I’d never leave the bedroom again, although he could have me wherever he wants me. He’s is a little bat-shit crazy but that is kinda the appeal, his crazy works just fine for me!
“You’re mine, and mine alone. Just for my eyes, just for my touch and just for my pleaser. Just mine. Do you understand me?”
UMMMM…YES FREAKIN PLEASE!!!!!! I am so ready to make friends. No ish about it. YOU. ARE. MINE.
I swear I would do just about anything he asked if only he could be real!!! Ok so Jen and Amy sat down and had a chat about Jesse because that is what we do right we talk about our obsession with these book boyfriends?
Amy: Hi Jen!! Did you know today is Jesse Ward day! AHHH
Jen: Hi Amy! I can’t even contain my excitement with this news!!! I may need a cold shower!!!
Amy: LOL!! Ohhh so you’ve been trampled by The Lord and liked it huh?
Jen: OMG liked it?!? I loved The Lord!! More than loved…obsessed with The Lord!!!!
Amy: I know he is one of those book boyfriends I would like to magically appear in my *clears throat* bed if you know what I mean *winks*
Jen: I’ve already had him in my bed in many dreams and I didn’t even watch my mouth…sigh…
Amy: So not fair..lol What do you say to those who haven’t met our schmexy dirty talking man of the day?
Jen: They need a countdown and a sense f*ck, that’s for sure! They better run as fast as the can and meet This Man…but I’m not a good sharer so they better watch out!!!
Amy: AGREED lady! Well hopefully our photos and some of the quotes will help them run (not walk) and get in line for Jesse *sigh*! I gotta go I think a re-read is in order.. MUAH