Imogen Gorecki has a problem–her twin sister just got engaged, and guess who’s the best man? That’s right, her scum-of-an-ex-boyfriend whom she caught cheating with a bottle-blonde, with fake breasts and a stripper’s flexibility. There’s a disturbing possibility her eyes will never recover. Gen needs a date for the engagement party, but finding Mr. Perfect in a time crunch is proving impossible. Just when she’s about to give up, she face-plants into the crotch of the sexiest guy she’s ever met. Matt Sesnick is everything Gen wants in a man –except he’s not interested in a relationship. Can she convince Matt to take another shot at love, or will Gen’s pregnant, hormonal older sister, her bridezilla twin, and all of her past Mr. Wrongs get in the way of their happily-ever-after?
I was lucky enough to receive an ARC for an honest review… Thank you Niecey Roy!!! This book cracked me the hell up!!! I stayed up till 3 am reading and LAUGHING!! I am talking laughing so hard I was going to wake someone up. I love having a good romantic comedy every now and then this one was great! At one point my husband rolled over and gave me the stank eye because I was giggling so hard. So Imogen (Gen) is a freaking trip! She is sassy, a little excentric, and has the shittiest luck when it comes to men! It starts where she catches her dipshit boyfriend cheating on her with Stripper Barbie. I died laughing at the things she does and says. Also he is a MORON, he is so oblivious it is hysterical. So Gen has an identical twin Lexie and then her other pregnant sister Catherine. So we all know crazy families right? Well, Gen’s is freaking NUTS but it works in our favor because oh my God are they entertaining!! They are convinced that she is still in love with the dipshit because she doesn’t want to date, but of course she will have to see him because he is her sister Lexie’s fiancées best man. How is that for in your face?? So her sisters are constantly up her butt about Brent.
“Of course I’m over him. That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t mind hitting him with a bat. Better yet, never seeing him again for the rest of my life has a nice ring to hit.”
So Catherine again won’t let up so she decides it is time to intervene and set Gen up to get her over Brent. Here is where the funny really begins!! She picks the WORST men for her blind dates. I mean poor Gen! Her sisters are crazy but it just makes it all the more funny. So she is out with another horrific guy who decides it would be fun to dump her in public. So she is in the restaurant trying to regain her dignity. When she goes to stand up and literally face-to-crotch plants with a man. A really really HOT man! Here is where I am biting my pillow laughing because really could it get any worse for her? So Matt and Gen talk because he is a nice guy and heard the public humiliation. So they laugh and talk, and find they have a lot in common. Avoiding all spoilers again, I can just tell you that of course Gen absolutely hysterical and she does what she thinks is a good idea by telling her family she is dating Matt so they will stop setting her up. She should totally have known her family was not going to leave it alone. Her family wants to meet Matt but she really isn’t dating him. I can’t, I can’t even tell you because you HAVE to read it. You will die laughing at the shit that happens. The hysterical insane family, Gen’s just pure dumb luck, issues with gray aliens and Matt’s wit and humor. It all is tied up in this really great book! This is a series but can be read as a standalone. Of course all of these characters lives are woven so we will get more of all of them in the next books. I seriously loved this one I am telling you if you like romantic comedies this should be your next book! It is sassy, sexy and laugh out loud funny!
“You know, she’s got this weird obsession with aliens? She said licking toes is some kind of alien thing.”
About the Author
Author of Sexy Smooches and Happily-Ever-Afters…anything romance. Serious obsession with shoes, lover of life and often guilty of snorting when I laugh. I write contemporary romance and romantic comedy.
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